How Detoxify Your Body- Dr. Vibha Sharma- Ayurvedic Expert- Health quotes on Pragya TV

How Detoxify Your Body- Dr. Vibha Sharma- Ayurvedic Expert- Health quotes on Pragya TV

I Find Your Lack of Faith Disturbing

I Find Your Lack of Faith Disturbing

You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today. You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better?

How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove

How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove

Actually, that’s still true. Fry! Quit doing the right thing, you jerk! Eeeee! Now say “nuclear wessels”! As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead. I barely knew Philip, but as a clergyman I have no problem telling his most intimate friends all ..Continue Reading

How Do You Know She Is a Witch?

How Do You Know She Is a Witch?

Bloody Peasant! I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time! On second thoughts, let’s ..Continue Reading

Bender Should Not Be Allowed on TV

Bender Should Not Be Allowed on TV

No! The kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires! Check it out, y’all. Everyone who was invited is here. Oh sure! Blame the wizards! Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away!

Rebel Mission to Ord Mantell

Rebel Mission to Ord Mantell

I find your lack of faith disturbing. Look, I ain’t in this for your revolution, and I’m not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I’m in it for the money. I don’t know what you’re talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate ..Continue Reading